Despite the absolutely horrendous website, I ended up buying a Crumpler bag.
It looks like this. But keep away from the rest of the website, really. It is awful. Truly.
Also, through a process of whining, luck and write-my-own-projects’ing, I have managed to get my hands on the tired old Powerbook from work. I now have a laptop to put in the funky new bag, and I get to use a real computer at work. I cannot tell you all how much nicer it is to work on a Mac.
Unfortunately, it may only last another 3 weeks before Bart steals it back from me. That horrible beasty man.
Um, this train of thought has run out of steam, so….