Oldschool bogan – still can’t go past the dinosaur V8s, Commodore SS, Ford XR8, or if you’re not afraid of ‘modern technology’, the XR6 Turbo. Could definitely see the Chrysler 300C making inroads into this market if the bogans want the bling.
Chavtastic bogan – you’d be looking at the WRX (the STi if daddy contributed to the car fund) or the Nissan 200SX (with obligatory illegal aftermarket blowoff valve). Baseball cap not included, but mandatory.
AZN (not technically a bogan, but while I’m on this roll…) – Toyota Supra (the one that looks like somebody got a regular sports car and overinflated the rear end), Lancer Evolution (or if you’re cash-strapped, a regular Lancer shopping trolley with $3000 of body kit to weigh it down) or Soarer.
SNAG bogan – gotta go for the responsible, practical power. Golf GTi, Ford Focus XR5 Turbo or Mazda3/6 MPS. Bogans who forgot condoms would be looking at the turbo Territory, Liberty wagons or Forester XT Turbo. Mazda CX-7 not a bad option either.
oh, and gruntski? be very afraid of the new age bogan …
natural habitat: outer east or up the hills, new age shop, methadone chemist
crystal: dolphin/butterfly/native american-inspired tatts, buys incense in bulk to cover the dope/puke/dog smell at home, gives her kids ghastly hippy/celeb /ethnic-hybrid names, psychic vampire
condor: celtic/eagle/ maori-inspired tatts, paranoia, buys giant rainbow candles cos “chicks dig the energy”, bad vibe merchant