management-speak

12 July, 2006

“Well, it could mean that at some point in the future you may have some more options open to expand your skillset or to take on new duties and learn new things. But there’ll be no noticable change for the first few months. In fact, the change actually occured on the 1st of July.”

Thanks, Bob. Thanks.

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6 Responses to “management-speak”

  1. gruntski Says:

    I LOVE management speak.

    No one else can take an entire paragraph worth of words and turn it into something of absolutely no value, information or substance.

    BTW, I have decided (having recently received a similar load of rot from my manager) that Managers are aspiring politicians.

    “Those that can, do. Those that can’t become managers….”

  2. Seebs Says:

    Quit yer job…. Let’s open a shop and sell Ice-creams. Who’s with me?

  3. br.other Says:

    whatyatalkin’boutwillis?

  4. seebs Says:

    Nice. Maybe you should start adding laxatives to his coffee to see if there’s any noticable changes after 12 days. Just a thought…

  5. vetti Says:

    wtf?

  6. Squozen Says:

    Lots of ‘could’s and ‘may’s in that there paragraph…

  7. gizo Says:

    Sorry for the delays there folks. I was away from the land of moderation last night, and all these new posters showed up. All good now.
    Seebs, I’m all for an IceCream shop, but I don’t know if the West is ready for it yet….?
    br.other, I’m actually quite disappointed there is no page at the end of your link, I was all excited for a moment….


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